This one was just too weird NOT to show. I found it on Topless Robot. In case you couldn’t already tell, NSFW.


Lets say you are a person with “goulish” tastes. You like the undead, more than like them, you LOVE them.  The appeal of a moving corpse get’s you hot as well as seeing them leave their graves. Am I talking about vampires. No. I’m talking about zombies. The real putrid kind with exposed bones and sinew. The “jucy” kind. And what could be more sexy for a zombiephile is a great big zombie dick. And yes, you can buy such a thing conveniently on

And kids, did you know that movie companies get that “putrid slick” look on their undead be coating them in KY? It’s true.