After that email I got over the weekend I decided to check the comment section on the various websites I run. And in the process, officially bring back my segment on weird spam. Below is a sampling of the items that spammers have sent my way. Enjoy.

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One spammer had his name down as exercise enlarge neck. You can imagine what they were selling.

Today, while I was at work, my cousin stole my iPad and tested to see if it can survive a 30 foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My iPad is now destroyed and she has 83 views. I know this is entirely off topic but I had to share it with someone!      Ok, can somebody explain to me what this has to do with anything? Especially since it was linked to a wedding site. 

What a information of un-ambiguity and preserveness of precious know-how concerning unexpected emotions.  and what are they pimping? Minecraft.

Ok, a trend I am seeing a lot of are the spams where they kiss your ass, say you are wonderful, and say that your blog is “relevant” to whatever it is they are wanting to read or learn. The whole point is for you to think it is a real complement so that their link to their site gets up on your site. Again, does this work?

I’m gone to say to my little brother, that he should also visit this web site on regular basis to get updated from newest news.   newest news…

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